Funny stuff

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

January 4, 2016

It’s fantasy football time again, so I’ve decided to give some unsolicited advice on how to choose funny fantasy football team names.

For those of you unfamiliar with the whole fantasy football thing, basically it is some sick obsession with tracking football stats and creating your own virtual team of real, live, breathing point scoring players. You go to a site like and join a league and then you pick your players and hope that they outscore all of the other teams you play. If you love football, it’s a lot of fun. If you hate football, well then it probably seems like a pointless waste of time.



Hide Your Pets!

December 19, 2015

I make a lot of jokes on my blog about my boyfriend Dave’s beer drinking, but it is all in good fun. The fact is, however, that when we first go together, he still enjoyed partying with his friends a little too much.

Shortly after he moved in with me, he decided to stay out all night (and he was still preparing with this website to pas his GED exam via online prep GED instruction from GED Easy. He and his buddies were supposed to be learning for the exam. The next morning, one of his friends brought him home to one very pissed girlfriend. We soon got into a huge argument that resulted in me kicking him out. I threw his things out into the yard, then I picked up his old tom cat and the litterbox. The cat, sensing my anger, jumped out my arms. I then threw the litter box at my boyfriend sending kitty litter all over his friend’s car. His friend got mad and started yelling at me so I told him to get the hell out of my yard before I threw something through his windshield.


Funny Door Mats

December 8, 2015

Are you worried about pin-heads coming into your house? Want to keep stupid people away?

Maybe this doormat will do the trick:


This one is from Bill O’Reilly, a guy who has a show I watch on Fox News from time to time and usually makes me laugh. Continue 

The Portable Cell Phone Booth

June 8, 2015

I was looking online for an image to use about telephones and calling people when I stumbled across this sweet little gem:

The Portable Cell Phone Booth!

portable-cell-phone-booth-300x257Yes, no need to worry about a lack of privacy while on your cell phone – simply carry around this portable cell phone booth around on your back and assemble anytime when needed!

Nick Rodrigues is the guy who came up with this – go check out his site and be sure you watch the video there as well! Continue 

Stupidity Wanted

June 8, 2015

It’s very strange. I’ve gone a whole week and not seen anything stupid. While it’s fun to see what stupid stuff I can find on the internet is available, I really like seeing stupidity in person.

We had a few opportunities this week where I thought FOR SURE we’d see something stupid…yet to our amazement, nothing stupid was to be seen. (I didn’t think this would even be possible to go this long without seeing something stupid!)


Stupid Book Titles

June 8, 2015

I was innocently browsing along today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:

1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved

This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…

2. Book #2: How to Read a Book
At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before. Continue 

What to Do With Old Phone Books and Gigantic Catalogues

June 8, 2015

A few months ago we ordered a few electronic components from a company called (They are really great if you need anything electrical!) But, ever since then we’ve been receiving this lovely 2500+ page catalog in the mail.

At first we thought it wasn’t very smart for them to mail us this 5 lb. catalog in the mail each month, especially since we only spent about $15 online and probably will not need to buy anything from them again anytime soon.

Now that we’ve come up with some new creative uses for the Mouser Catalog however, we’ve actually started to look forward to seeing them dumped in the ditch below our mailbox. (A 2500+ page catalog does not fit in a standard sized mailbox!) Continue 

7 Best Dumb Blog Widgets

June 8, 2015

Everybody has widgets somewhere on their blog. Some are neat, entertaining, even useful. So what are the dumbest blog widgets ever? I think I found them!

Dumb Blog Widget #1: Wax On Wax Hoff

Go ahead – try your luck at waxing off chest hair, complete with sound effects and comments. If this doesn’t keep your blog visitors around, what will? You can see it here.

Dumb Blog Widget #2: Shave My Yeti

If waxing isn’t your thing, maybe you could offer to your blog visitors instead a Yeti to shave? Why not?  Check it out here. Continue 

Would You Eat Here? 7 Bad Restuarant Names

June 8, 2015

When it comes to fine dining, most people like to eat food that they think will not make them sick or is safe. This is probably why most of these never made it to the franchise level. If you’re going to open up your own restaurant, we recommend using a little more sense than these places did.

Here are a few funny restuarant names we found:

Cabbages & Condoms, Thailand
Finally cabbages and condoms together at last!

Tuckahoe Inn, Beesley’s Point, New Jersey
Apparently they didn’t say that one out loud first… Continue 

Stupid Hair Styles

June 8, 2015

It’s a new year, and what better time to decide to go for a new hairstyle? Inspired by this post on funny hair, there’s plenty of fantastic styles to choose from.


The Statue of Liberty does not get enough recognition these days. What better way to show your support? Continue