Last night was our Best of Stupid Fantasy Football live draft and I thought I’d share my fantasy football draft picks with everybody.
Part of the secret to getting the best fantasy football draft picks is to be reactive to what the other players in your fantasy football league are doing. When I’ve been playing, it seems the first people to go are the running back fantasy football picks. If you have the first few fantasy football draft picks then you should certainly go for the running backs. But if you’re in the middle or the last spots, then you might as well forget about the running backs and try to pick up some high scoring wide receivers or quarterbacks.
The reason you should do this (and that is what I did) is so the other teams in your league won’t have an unfair advantage against you in case these players are gone by your next turn to make your pick.
I made a few basic mistakes when doing my draft picks – I grabbed my quarterback Derek Anderson early on in Round 3, even though I probably could have waited until the 4th or 5th Round since most people have no idea who he is or that he consistently beat or matched Tom Brady, Carson Palmer & Big Ben week after week last year. I probably could have had slightly better running backs or maybe one of the top 3 tight ends – but as I learned last year these guys aren’t always as good as promised. Last year I had some very promising running backs, who ended up getting hurt and not playing most of the year.
Anyways, here’s my fantasy football draft picks, I think I have a pretty solid team this year:
I’ve been feeling a little homesick lately. Homesick for my bear. Sure, home is wherever I’m with Kory, but there is another love of my life that I haven’t introduced to you guys yet and he is home to me too. I’ve been holding off on this post because I knew that it would make me even more sad to start writing about him, but my family has been torturing me with a million pictures of him all weekend, so I might as well do the post today.
Meet my baby, Grizzly Bear. He’s just as cute from his back side. And just like a bear, hence his name.
I traveled back in time today! And not just once…at least five times.
You might be asking yourself what kind of time machine I have and why I haven’t shared it with the world. Well, the kind of time travel that I experienced was one that may be available to many of you.
It’s called going to the house of a relative that was born in the early 1900’s and has kept most of the technology and memorabilia of that time. Try it, it’s a HOOT!
I made phone calls today from a rotary phone. Yup, the kind where you have to put your finger in a wheel-like contraption, turn the wheel clockwise to the end, and then let go of the wheel and wait for the process of the number to dial. I was so tickled by doing this that I kept dialing the wrong number. It is the original phone that was installed into the wall when the house was built in 1952!!! I just couldn’t believe that this phone still WORKED.
Every night I sit down at my computer and think of the great humor I read on other blogs and the funny posts that I can relate to. I then look at the blank screen and want to write about those things but I just can’t seem to get my fingers to follow suit (most of the time).
Not that I think there’s anything wrong with writing funny life stories or scenarios that moms can relate to regarding our kids (I have those and write about them sometimes) but I just don’t gravitate towards those things when I sit down to write. Continue
I make a lot of jokes on my blog about my boyfriend Dave’s beer drinking, but it is all in good fun. The fact is, however, that when we first got together, he still enjoyed partying with his friends a little too much.
Shortly after he moved in with me, he decided to stay out all night, and not only he, but all his buddies were supposed to be learning for the exam. The next morning, one of his friends brought him home to one very pissed girlfriend. We soon got into a huge argument that resulted in me kicking him out. I threw his things out into the yard, then I picked up his old tom cat, his GED practice books, and the litterbox. The cat, sensing my anger, jumped out my arms. I then threw the litter box at my boyfriend sending kitty litter all over his friend’s car. His friend got mad and started yelling at me so I told him to get the hell out of my yard before I threw something through his windshield.
Are you worried about pin-heads coming into your house? Want to keep stupid people away?
Maybe this doormat will do the trick:
This one is from Bill O’Reilly, a guy who has a show I watch on Fox News from time to time and usually makes me laugh. Continue
I was looking online for an image to use about telephones and calling people when I stumbled across this sweet little gem:
The Portable Cell Phone Booth!
Yes, no need to worry about a lack of privacy while on your cell phone – simply carry around this portable cell phone booth around on your back and assemble anytime when needed!
Nick Rodrigues is the guy who came up with this – go check out his site and be sure you watch the video there as well! Continue
It’s very strange. I’ve gone a whole week and not seen anything stupid. While it’s fun to see what stupid stuff I can find on the internet is available, I really like seeing stupidity in person.
We had a few opportunities this week where I thought FOR SURE we’d see something stupid…yet to our amazement, nothing stupid was to be seen. (I didn’t think this would even be possible to go this long without seeing something stupid!)
I was innocently browsing along Amazon.com today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:
1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved
This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…
2. Book #2: How to Read a Book
At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before. Continue