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17th

7 Best Dumbest Blog Widgets Ever

Files under Everything Else | Posted by Chelle

Everybody has widgets somewhere on their blog. Some are neat, entertaining, even useful. So what are the dumbest blog widgets ever? I think I found them!

Dumb Blog Widget #1: Wax On Wax Hoff

Go ahead - try your luck at waxing off chest hair, complete with sound effects and comments. If this doesn’t keep your blog visitors around, what will? You can see it here.

Dumb Blog Widget #2: Shave My Yeti

If waxing isn’t your thing, maybe you could offer to your blog visitors instead a Yeti to shave? Why not?  Check it out here.

Dumb Blog Widget #3: Flight of the Hamsters

The instructions were too small for me to read to understand the rules or the point of the game, but it has something to do with launching hamsters into the air and then watching them splat on the ground. See if you can figure it out.

Dumb Blog Widget #4: Happy Sex Hour

This widget allows you to spin the wheel and it chooses a position for you and your partner. I’m guessing if you’re spinning this wheel, you are probably too young to be spinning it anyways.

Dumb Blog Widget#5: MyDogSpace

A MySpace for Dogs!!! says it all with this best dumb blog widget. It really doesn’t even do anything, just links to MyDogSpace.com. See it here.

Dumb Blog Widget#6: Peanut Butter Jelly Time

If your blogging objectives are to annoy visitors to make sure they never return, this dancing banana is for you. It is seriously so bad I can only share the picture and the link, I would go nuts listening to this on my own site. See what I mean here.

Dumb Blog Widget #7: LeekSpin

Watch a girl singing and spinning a leek around. Over and over again. Forever. I have no idea what she is singing about, so hopefully it is not anything obscene! This one is not as annoying as the banana one, but still thought I would link to it here so you don’t have to be forced to listen to it.

If you don’t already have a blog, it might be time to get some blog hosting and start one just so you can have these dumb blog widgets on your site!

So what do you think? Do you like any of these widgets? Which one seems to be the dumbest blog widget to you? Have a favorite weird or unusual blog widget I may have missed? Comments are always welcome :)


26 Responses to “7 Best Dumbest Blog Widgets Ever”

  1. By Stanley on Sep 18, 2008 | Reply

    These are funny. I really like the ’shave my Yeti’, . . . so random

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  2. By Tech blog on Sep 18, 2008 | Reply

    How can you call these widgets dumb….hehehe :P

    They are sooo goooooodddddd…. :)
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  3. By Ivy on Sep 19, 2008 | Reply

    omg ,lol, i’ve only seen the ‘happy hour’ one, but man.. these widgets are dumb. theyre dumb because theyre absolutely useless! although i now have a sudden urge to wax hassleholfs chest…hmm…

  4. By Nick from work accident claims on Sep 19, 2008 | Reply

    Didn’t think i would ever be playing a game involving waxing the hoffs chest….its an experience i will never forget. lol

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  5. By Olivier from brainwave meditation on Sep 19, 2008 | Reply

    Ha david Hasselhof on my blog. I would prefer Jasmine Bletth, but I guess the chest waxing would be ugly to see :-)

  6. By Ling from Uptake on Sep 20, 2008 | Reply

    LOL! I love the Happy Hour widget. The guy who made that widget needs to study the KamaSutra and come up with some more choices.

  7. By Jesse from Converter Box on Sep 20, 2008 | Reply

    Oh, thats just great. I love posts like this one. When I’m working on my internet marketing its always nice to come along a post like this that gives me a nice chuckle. The Yeti widget is my favorite on for sure!

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  8. By Chelle on Sep 22, 2008 | Reply

    I think the leek spinning one is my favorite of them all :) Thanks for the comments everyone!

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  9. By John on Sep 23, 2008 | Reply

    Those are pretty funny - definitely sad. I must say that I have used a few games like flight of the hamster to waste some time when I’m bored.

  10. By Bill on Sep 23, 2008 | Reply

    Hey, I actually like that hamster one!

  11. By Nicole Dean from Online Business on Sep 23, 2008 | Reply

    Shave my Yeti? Now, that’s funny. Love it. Wish I’d come up with it!

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  12. By Alex from Create A Blog on Sep 24, 2008 | Reply

    Flight of hamsters got to be one of the most interesting. Although I would not put it on my own blog - it does look like an entertainment that might be worth the space on right blog.

  13. By SoLinkable on Sep 24, 2008 | Reply

    Oh boy, a myspace for dogs… honestly though, who didn’t see this one coming…

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  14. By Whateverebay on Sep 25, 2008 | Reply

    stupid sure, but they are funny. they made it to your list. nicely done :)

  15. By Dwayne from Probably Sucks Blog of things that suck, most likely suck and do suck on Sep 25, 2008 | Reply

    What!? Are you kidding me? These widgets are the best ever. I want to put them all on my blog too so I can have lots of visitors to click my Adsense ads! (oh, wait. I don’t have Adsense ads on my blog, hmm.)

    I was joking by the way. These widgets aren’t just dumb, they absolutely suck.

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  16. By Fred from highest interest savings on Sep 26, 2008 | Reply

    The shave my Yeti widget is too funny. Why do people create these things? How long does it take to create something like that? I know nothing about programming.

  17. By kouji from haiku poems examples on Sep 26, 2008 | Reply

    man, that’s first one’s just hilarious. :D and yet strangely compelling. :O

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  18. By kathcom on Sep 29, 2008 | Reply

    Since my blog’s name is Magick Sandwich, I tried to listen to the whole peanut butter jelly song. It would be cute to have a dumb sandwich widget at least for a day or two. You are right, though. It was too aggravating to get through.

    I enjoyed waxing the Hoff and shaving the Yeti. But I ended up getting Bubble Wrap for my site. It is retardedly addictive!

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  19. By Justin Wright on Sep 30, 2008 | Reply

    Hahaha, that dancing banana one looks like the biggest waste of website real estate ever. It is amazing how some people put widgets all over the place, but all they do is annoy readers.

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  20. By Leads on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply

    I enjoyed waxing the Hoff :)

  21. By Smalltownsexy on Oct 7, 2008 | Reply

    Some of these are so damn retarded. However when really really bored they could provide some mind numbing entertainment. LOL Great post.

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  22. By Reach from The Best Bank on Oct 16, 2008 | Reply

    Okay, either you’re spend too much time surfing the internet, or I’m not spending enough time! Those are crazy… I think I’m glad I’ve never seen them before.

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  23. By Meka from ways to earn online on Oct 24, 2008 | Reply

    They are dumb but pretty interesting. I like the dogspace though. Pretty funny

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