I was innocently browsing along Amazon.com today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:
1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved
This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…
2. Book #2: How to Read a Book
At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before.
3. Book #3: Fitness By Penis
Fitness by Penis is exactly what it sounds like…Could you imagine buying this one at the book store?
5. Stupid Book #5: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose
500 Things to do with Pantyhose…Man I thought I had problems finding better things to do with my time…Though I don’t encourage suicide, if I was writing this book “hang yourself” would probably be ideas 2-500.
I stumbled across quite a few more worth sharing, but I think I’ll save those ones for another day…
For your Easter Pleasure, we’re showcasing Peeps - those annoying marshmallow shaped chickens. We don’t really like Peeps…the taste terrible, they’re not healthy for you, and they’ve got to be the worst thing to get in an Easter Basket.
My uncle introduced me to this tradition of microwaving them until they explode many years ago…someone made a youtube video of it:
I like cats. A lot. Over the years I’ve probably had 40 or more of the furballs. So yes, they can be cute and they can do some funny things. So the concept of taking pictures of them and writing captions for them is fine. Unless the captions are like the ones in the pictures below:
How did misspelling everything to create captions on pictures of cats become trendy?
Next thing you know and they’ll be teaching this new language for cat lovers in schools…
I stumbled this across on an interesting site called “Things You Never Knew Existed”…Some things should be on a site called “Things That Should Not Exist”…The talking rat cap is probably one of them. Mind you this is not just for Halloween.
From the website: “Looks like this furry fiend is having your brain for lunch. Press the button on this Talking Rat Cap, and the rat joyfully bobs up and down with beady bright red eyes, saying one of four demented phrases.”
I guess this isn’t something you would see at Woodbury Commons, is it?
Their site is filled with all kinds of goodies like this - click on the talking rat cap to see more!
So as promised, more stupid things found on sale on e-bay this week…
Our first item up for bid is an empty can of Coca-Cola, clearly too beautiful to be recycled. This is not a vintage can or anything remarkable. The seller finished it for lunch and just didn’t want to recycle it.
And the starting bid is only $53? Geez, to think you could buy 10 cases of Coke that had Coke in them for that price…why in the world would you do that when you can have 1 empty can for $53 and someone else’s germs all over it?
Next on our list is the orange dot love auction.
For just $1, you get an orange dot. Except you don’t actually get an orange dot. Nothing like the satisfaction of knowing you bought an orange dot that doesn’t exist! No, you are not bidding on it for charity either. Maybe I should get in on this and start selling blue dots, green dots, purple dots…polka dotted dots! Are people really this sadly stupid?
Lastly today the Jesus and Mary Strawberry.
Look closely. Look harder. Maybe try standing on your head or turning your computer monitor sideways. Do you see the resemblance to Mary and Jesus yet? Neither do we. Bidding is currently only at a penny. You will get a slightly mushy, probably moldy, thawed out Strawberry, though next day DHL shipping is available!
