There are millions of restaurants worldwide. Of course this means there is a wide selection of names that don’t follow the “norm”. Here is our list of Stupid Restaurant Names.
Cabbages & Condoms, Thailand
Finally cabbages and condoms together at last!
Tuckahoe Inn, Beesley’s Point, New Jersey
Apparently they didn’t say that one out loud first…
Dirty Dick’s Crab House, Locations in Virginia Beach, North Carolina, and Florida
Do I even need to explain this one?
Of course, it’s not to be outdone by
Crabby Dick’s, Rehoboth Beach, DE
Casa del Canibal, San Blas, Nayarit Mexico
The Canibal logo really boosts our confidence, too.
Hotel Hell & Restaurant, Italty
Hell - a name that has always been a synonym of tradition and quality.
Cross Butts Stable and Restaurant, North Yorkshire, England
According to this review on Trip Advisor, “Cross Butts Stable Restaurant with Courtyard Suites is a sheer delight”
Know of any others that should be on this list? Feel free to send them to admin@bestofstupid.com
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We forgot all about stupid holidays…until learning that today March 14th is National Potato Chip Day. Why does the potato chip need a holiday? Isn’t there already enough commotion about Christmas and 4th of July and Thanksgiving? Do you think your boss would really let you have today off in observation of the Potato Chip? Do you care that there are currently over 1000 different flavors of potato chips? Do you even EAT potato chips?
There are only three groups of people we can think of that might care that today is National Potato Chip Day:
1. The person who compulsively feels the need to set a bowl of chips no one will eat at a party and the person who is too shy to talk to anyone at the party and eats the entire bowl to calm his or her nerves.
2. The people who work making and selling potato chips and actually like their job making and selling potato chips.
3. A couch full of stoners who just finished smoking and found a bag of potato chips. Now there would be some true excitement!
Anyone else we’re missing? We didn’t think so, though feel free to share your objections or suggestions.
Other holidays worth mentioning for the month of March:
Adopt a Rescued Guinuea Pig Month:Where’s the Wonder Pets when you need them?
National Egg Salad Week: This is for people who thought about making an egg salad last weekend, but didn’t.
Bunson Burner Day is on March 31st. Time to call out all the stops and send your friends an e-card!
If these holidays don’t do it for you, you can always celebrate March 26th, which is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day, because obviously we need more useless holidays and it just wouldn’t be right to make up these holidays on any other “average” day of the year.
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E-Bay is a breeding ground of stupid opportunities. Which is why we’re happy to annouce our new weekly column where we will feature and showcase the weirdest things we can find on E-Bay.
Our first item up for bid this week is the Moose Poop Necklace, brought to you by the seller whereonearth. Yes, where on earth do you get an idea to turn moose poop into jewelry?
The seller promises it does not smell - it has been coated with polyurethane. We’ll take your word for it on that one. Don’t miss out on her other moose poop jewelry - you can get earrings, too!
Next up we have McDonald’s Trash. The seller Kevco12 is even offering free shipping. For a starting bid of 1 penny, you will have your very own garbage from McDonald’s. People will never guess you bought it from e-bay! (They would never guess you’re that dumb, either.)
Damn it, to think we just ate their last night, too! What were we thinking? We could be millionaires already.
Lastly today I bring you the “Fat Dorito”
Seller howlingwolfntx64 is offering you the rare 1/4 inch thick dorito he found in the bottom of a Doritos bag. In 40 years of eating Doritos, he has never seen anything like it! Rest assured if you bid on this item, your dollars will not be wasted - the seller plans to donate 10% to charity!
I think that’s enough stupidity for one day…to bid on these items or see what else is floating around Click here for eBay!
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I find it kind of degrading to pets to dress them up. Maybe I am wrong, maybe my animals secretly wished I would buy them a wig but they just didn’t know how to tell me.
Ruth Regina is a woman with a mission when it comes to designing and selling hair pieces for dogs…You’ll see more than you ever imagined possible here on her site Wiggles Dog Wigs. Blue hairpieces, Bob Marley hairpieces, mohawks…yes. Your dog needs a mohawk.
It’s not really her we worry about. It’s the person willing to spend a few thousand dollars for the custom hair piece. Though for the budget-savvy consumer buying hair pieces for dogs, some start at just $18.
In other pet news, we’d like to share with you this book:
Knitting With Dog Hair
You know, just in case you’re in the opposite problem of needing a hairpiece for your furry friend…You can make a sweater out of your pet instead!
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We’ve decided to make our very own blue ribbon to honor the wonderful things we’ve found to put on this site:
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