We were out eating the other night and saw this:

 
A sign that says “Please Enter to the Right”on a door pointing to…a brick wall and some windows. Do they want us to climb through the windows? Knock down their wall? Around the corner is a patio enclosed with shrubs…Should we jump over the shrubs and [...]

This column is almost too easy to write. Here’s what we’ve found on ebay this week:
The Nana Banana Octupus:

Cute, isn’t it? Supposedly this has something to do with a woman stalking Conan O’Brien. But even still, it’s a banana peel that someone glued googly eyes to. And banana peels rot. It has not been preserved [...]

I was friends with a lot of nerds when I was in high school – you can’t help but be surrounded by them when you’re on the chess club & the AV club…
Anyways, I stumbled across this song on Associated Content and it had me laughing hillariously.
Listen to I am the Robot
It is so true [...]

You can tell when winter is almost over when you start seeing people ride their bicycles everywhere. One thing I could never understand is why these bikers inevitably ride their bikes in stupid places.

Imagine the conversation these people must have:
“Honey, I’m going on a bike ride.”
“Oh, that sounds nice! Are you going to go to [...]

You’ve seen the beer hats…and probably a dozen other stupid beer accessories…
Here’s a slideshow of some of the stupidest beer inventions ever:
Amazon.com Widgets

No doubt you’ve bought something and seen directions on it that seem pretty stupid.
We noticed this on our bag of microwaveable popcorn:

Click on the picture to see it up close: Do not use the popcorn button on the microwave.
Does this not defeat the entire purpose of your microwave having a popcorn button? And what will [...]

John over at Space Dust is very good at capturing stupidity on film. His site features over 233 original photos with 40 new photos added every month. This photo here shows a handicapped facility sign – of course the only way to get there is up the stairs…

 Some other great pictures from SpaceDust:
Muffin With An [...]

This might look like any ordinary battery…

But in reality, it’s a LUCKY battery. The seller claims to have won the lottery and find money after using it in his Walkman.  It also saved his life once and now maybe it can save yours.
Next thing I found - Antique Toilet Paper.

This is authentic 1968 toilet paper, which made us wonder, [...]