As promised, here are this week’s top stupid picks from things for sale on ebay.
For your next decorating project, you can have the one and only toilet paper & toilet seat lamp:
I could see putting this one in my living room, couldn’t you?
If you’re feeling hungry, you might want to check out the Money Sandwich:
The seller ran out of lettuce one day and decided to put something “different” between 2 slices of bread. Of course, you’re not actually getting money in the sandwich. According to the seller the “sandwich may contain paper, rocks and glitter. You are bidding on 2 slices of bread, whatever you find in between is my gift from me to you!” Sounds appetizing, doesn’t it?
Of course, if you don’t like those things, perhaps you would like this item:
What’s that? Can’t see it? Oh, that’s because it’s ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! For a cool $500,000 you can buy absolutely nothing. Why would you want to do this? So you can enter yourself in the Guinness Book of Records for being the highest bidder for absolutely nothing of course!
As if filling up the tank of your car isn’t painful enough with the rising cost of gasoline, most gas stations also engage in the practice of putting huge concrete blocks or posts right where you open your car door at:
These concrete blocks are placed right at door level. You can’t park any farther away from them or you will not be able to reach the hose to the tank of your car. It does not matter what kind of car you drive - I’ve had this problem with sedans, trucks, mini-vans, you name it!
Does anyone know what purpose these serve other than to make someone open their door and say “Shit! Why is that thing there?” and then scramble to make sure they didn’t scratch their car door? Do you do this too, or am I the stupid one for not remembering it is there? (Though it seems everytime I am at the gas station I also see everyone else with the same problem!)
Add this one to the list of “things I would like to change about the world”.
I’ll bring you this week on ebay tomorrow - if you’d like, subscribe & make sure you don’t miss it!
We’ve all sat through stupid training videos at some point in our lives for work. Companies for some reason believe by forcing you to watch movies for two days you will learn how to be a safer and better employee. We sat through this one yesterday:
It never ceases to amaze me what people will ask on the various forums I visit. These questions beg for smart ass answers:
Am I pregnant? (and the countless other questions similar to it)
There’s something wrong with the world when instead of seeking medical advice or splurging on a $8 pregnancy test you decide to instead ask complete unqualified strangers to guess. We suggest you try pissing on your computer, wait 10 minutes, and see if it turns pink.
How do you get spray paint out of carpet?
Didn’t you think that one through BEFORE you used it inside?
How can I take the “fishy” taste out of seafood?
I highly reccommend Swedish Fish. They don’t taste fishy at all.
Would you drown if you jumped into a big ball pit?
Only if there’s water in it buddy.
Can you pray with your hair wet?
The only time I could think of when praying with wet hair would be questionable would be if you are standing outside in a thunderstorm with a metal rod next to a tree and you want to pray for a sign that God exists.
I’m sure you’ll be seeing more of these from me…have a better smart ass answer than me? Seen a good question you want to share? Share it in the comments below!
. They don’t taste fishy at all. 
