I have a thing for collages. They’re really fun to make and they’re a good therapeutic way of using your energy and creativity. What is a collage exactly?

Here’s a sample of one below:

As you can see, a collage is basically taking a bunch of pictures you cut out and then using glue to stick them all together to make art. There’s all kinds of things you can do with a collage, which is why I was thinking about making a website/blog all about collages.

But when I did my keyword research, here’s what I found:

Collage Sex: 111 searches
Drunk Collage Girls: 51 searches
Hot Collage Girls: 47 searches
Collage Girls Gone Wild: 41
Passed out Collage Sex Video: 37
Cant get a loan for collage: 4

Needless to say, since more people are looking for hot collage girls than collages (as in the art) I guess I’ll be finding a different topic for my next site.

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Today’s Best of Stupid Award goes to the guy driving his Ford F150 who somehow managed to drive right over the hood of my brother’s PARKED Saturn. That’s right - he ran right over the hood of a parked car!

Here’s a picture of his car after they got the FI50 off of it:

Not surprisingly the driver of the F150 was taken into police custody for drunk driving.  

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If you’re looking to be in fashion this swimsuit season, you might be interested in wearing a mankini.

While visiting Jeremy’s blog The Hawaiin Life, I noticed he found a great male bikini suit for all of you to wear. Of course I found a mankini at Amazon.com. Many of you will recognize this mankini from Borat:

The funniest thing about this though was reading the reviews of the mankini:

From Buck-Tumo of Altoona PA: My 13-year old wife complain that I wear my mankini too much. Like when I go for store to get ice cream. She is jelous! (His typo, not mine!)

From Arthur Grauer of Seattle WA: Excellent fit and it sure is eye-catching. I wore this while teaching a lifeguard pool safety course at the park district and had a blast. Be careful with tan lines on this one. (Very savvy advice Arthur!)

From Kathleen Phillips of Newmarket NH: My husband needed something to wear on our family vacation this summer, so he opted for this. At first he was a little nervous about wearing the mankini, since it was his first time meeting my entire family, but once everyone downed the first bottle of Jack Daniels the awkwardness just disappeared. As a matter of fact, I am seriously considering ordering one for my dad for Christmas. (Yup, Jack Daniels sure has a way of making those family functions go smoother!)

You too can have your very own mankini to wear. Jeremy is willing to wear it to the beach if you pay him $1,000.  Click here to get your very own Borat mankini.

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This week on ebay seems to be a good week for selling used and empty things for the most part. Here’s a few of the empty things we found for you:

100% Empty Taco Bell Sauce Packet:

Clearly for $61.00 this 100% empty taco bell packet on ebay is worth every penny! Never mind you could buy 60 tacos and get as much sauce as you want for free. Heck, you could probably even just walk into a taco bell and steal it if you really wanted it that bad. (Though I am not encouraging any of you to start stealing hot sauce from taco bell!)

Empty Can of Red Bull:

I’ve never had Red Bull to drink before but know people who have. It kind of smells funky. I don’t think I would want to buy this. The seller will be happy to see it on Best of Stupid though, his goal is to beat his record of page views from the last weird thing he sold. He did have some interesting pictures of what you can do with an empty can of red bull though - I never would think to use them for making sculptures.

Lasty, an empty tube of toothpaste and one nasty looking toothbrush:

If you’re one of those people who hates using the end of toothpaste, or in the instance of this seller, had your teeth pulled, have no fears about what to do with your empty toothpaste tube - it can be listed for sale on ebay of course! The nasty used toothbrush is included in the sale “for no extra money”. Gross.

To bid on these and to see more stupid things, Click here for eBay!
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Here’s a funny picture of something we drove past while on our vacation:

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