I’m officially back from vacation and will try to get back to everyone’s comments and emails asap.

We had a great time though I was very surprised by how few of stupid things we saw. My husband actually did the most stupid things…jumping into the pool with stuff in his swimming suit pockets not once but TWICE. Thankfully at least he didn’t have his cell phone in those pockets!

I did drive past a HUGE gorilla. I don’t know how tall the gorilla was exactly, but he was higher than anything else around us. It may have been a water park? Not really sure, but we of course had to stop and snap a picture.

Cute, don’t you think? Gotta love the glasses, too. They aren’t even tinted, so I guess he is just a nerdy gorilla? Though I’m equally as nerdy sometimes and have been caught swimming with my glasses too

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I’ve seen a lot of stupid movies, but the Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane has to be the worst stupid movie I’ve seen in a long time. It’s worse than a made-for-tv movie. Watch this video and see if you can catch some of the stupid things they say in this movie:

This video doesn’t even do it justice on how stupid it is. We can all learn something from this though: Getting killed WILL kill you.

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Libraries across the world are celebrating summer with summer book clubs and reading lists to help keep our minds from becoming slush this summer.

Here’s a few more stupid and funny book titles I’ve come across to add to your summer reading list. Will they keep your mind from turning into slush? Probably not. But hey, at least you can say you tried.

101 Things to Do With a Salad

Now, I’m sure this is a cookbook of some sorts…but the title makes me wonder if there’s more you could do with a salad besides eat it. Could we throw it at people? Dump it in somebody’s desk? Play football with those little cherry tomatoes? String it around a room as a decoration? The possibilities with salad are clearly endless.

When Your Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’ll Be Me

That’s right. The lady who wrote this book will not call you. Hear your phone not ringing? That’s her. Kind of creepy, isn’t it?

English as a Second F*cking Language

If you’re studying English as a second language, or maybe just need a review, this book is sure to enhance your explicit vocabulary. Your English teachers couldn’t be more proud.

 Don’t Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining

You don’t want to mess with Judge Judy…she’ll know you’re lying if you try to do to her what the title suggests. There’s no fooling her. You pee on her and she’s going to know it’s pee.

Meatball Sundae

Out of all the books, this is one that you might actually find useful. Marketing guru Seth Godin is known for some strange book titles in the past: The Big Moo, The Bootstrapper’s Bible, and Small Is the New Big are just a few examples. And of course there’s his strangely named website Squidoo. Sounds pretty yummy though, doesn’t it?

Be sure you don’t miss any of these book titles this summer if you plan on reading. Think how impressive you will seem to all your friends when you brag to them: “Man, I just finished reading 101 Things to Do With a Salad - I couldn’t put it down! It changed my life!”

If you get through these 5 books this summer, you can always check out our other funny and bizarre book titles for some other books with odd titles to read.

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There’s a time that comes when most bloggers have no idea what to write about. Or in my case, I’m on vacation so needed something quick. That’s when stupid blogthings come in handy.

Some people LOVE these little blog surveys that reveal to you your inner porn star name and ask questions like if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? I think they’re pretty pointless myself.

Today I challenge you all to see how stupid you are with this stupid blog quiz below:

You Are Not Stupid

You got 10/10 questions right! While acing this quiz doesn’t prove you’re a genius, you’re at least pretty darn smart.

It’s okay if you didn’t get them all right the first time
  

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I’m going on vacation for about a week or two. I’m not taking my laptop with me. The good news is I should have LOTS of new and original stupid pictures for you when I get back!

So while I’m gone, I highly suggest you read some of these blogs instead:
Gorilla Sushi: It’s Thursday, so more than likely Jason has his latest picture for his caption contest - Go check it out!

Space Dust: I’ve written about Space Dust before but it’s worth another visit to see the latest funny pictures he’s added.

Sogeshirts Blog: Tim is always cooking up something funny and interesting. Go see his funny t-shirts too - they will definitely make you laugh.

It’s the Recession Stupid: We humans are stupid. These funny green aliens will help you become less stupid.

I’ll be back sometime in a week or two so feel free to leave me some comments and I’ll reply whenever we come back - If you have a funny blog you think I might like, feel free to share that with me, too!

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