101 Funny, Dumb, and Stupid Questions

54. Why do parents spend 2 years teaching a child to talk and walk, only to spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet?

55. How do you draw a blank?

What kind of liquid can you use to dilute water?

56. Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

57. How did we send a man to the moon before we realized it would be a smart idea to put wheels on luggage?

58. Does pressing on elevator buttons multiple times make it come to your floor faster?

59. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

60. Isn’t it a lie if someone tells you they are speechless?

61. When something is out of whack, how do we get more?

62. If heat rises, then wouldn’t hell be a cold place?

63. Why do sharks only eat men? Could a man eating shark ever eat a girl?

64. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

65. How is it possible for your feet to smell and your nose to run?

66. Is a sleeping bag the same thing as a nap sack?

67. Why do they make sick people walk all the way to the back of the drug store to get a prescription but the healthy people can buy candy bars and cigarettes at the front of the store?

68. Why are they called “apartments” if they are all connected?

69. Were you there when they took your picture?

70. Why don’t they have parachutes on air planes?

71. When a dog food company claims their product is new and improved tasting, who eats it for them to know this?

72. Why is a sandwich not made of sand or witches?

73. Why is it not funny when you hit your funny bone?

74. Why are women and men’s sizes for clothes and shoes different?

75. Why don’t window curtains come with two front sides so it would look good whether you were inside or outside?

76. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

77. Can you lie in bed and still tell the truth?

78. Does “wind up” mean to start or to end?

79. Why do you “land in hot water” if you “skate on thin ice”?

80. How come its called musical chairs, but the chairs don’t play music?

81. Why do all superheroes wear capes and spandex?

82. Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?

83. Why do crackers have holes?

84. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

85. Shouldn’t life insurance actually be called death insurance?

86. If a rose had another name, what would it be?

87. Does graveyard shift mean you work at a cemetery?

88. What is the speed of darkness?

89. Why do we call it the restroom when no one goes there to sleep?

90. How come we have flying saucers, but not flying teacups or spoons?

91. If you are in a three story building on the second floor, could you be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

92. If you melt dry ice, do you get dry water?

93. If you give a cow everything it wants, would you get spoiled milk?

94. Why do we carry the weight of the world on our shoulders but we have to get it off our chest?

95. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast so badly to a point it’s impossible to eat?

96. Would it be legal to change your name to “Anonymous”?

97. Can atheists get insurance that covers acts of God?

98. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

99. Why can’t you drown your sorrows? Do they know how to swim?

100. Why do you call it a toothbrush when you brush all of your teeth at the same time with it?

101. If somebody asks you a stupid question, should you give them a stupid answer?

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