When it comes to fine dining, most people like to eat food that they think will not make them sick or is safe. This is probably why most of these never made it to the franchise level. If you’re going to open up your own restaurant, we recommend using a little more sense than these places did.

Here are a few funny restuarant names we found:

Cabbages & Condoms, Thailand
Finally cabbages and condoms together at last!

Tuckahoe Inn, Beesley’s Point, New Jersey
Apparently they didn’t say that one out loud first…

Dirty Dick’s Crab House, Locations in Virginia Beach, North Carolina, and Florida
Do I even need to explain this one?

Of course, it’s not to be outdone by
Crabby Dick’s, Rehoboth Beach, DE

Casa del Canibal, San Blas, Nayarit Mexico
The Canibal logo really boosts our confidence, too.

Hotel Hell & Restaurant, Italty
Hell – a name that has always been a synonym of tradition and quality.

Cross Butts Stable and Restaurant, North Yorkshire, England
According to this review on Trip Advisor, “Cross Butts Stable Restaurant with Courtyard Suites is a sheer delight”

Have you eaten at any of these places? Know of any other weird or funny restaurant names for us to add to our list?