The other day I had to meet my mom at the emergency room at our hospital.  Don’t worry – everybody’s OK.
Anyways, they’re doing construction at the hospital and I couldn’t believe it when I saw this:

Do you see the big sign with the arrow and lights? Usually you see those for stores, fire [...]

I love my webhost. I really do. (There is NO sarcasm intended here, even though I do tend to be a bit sarcastic…I’m sure you hadn’t noticed that though.)
Anyways, I’ve been having trouble trying to get my email settings to work in Microsoft Outlook 2003. I was able to get it to work with my [...]

This looks like a pretty regular Rite-Aid sign, right? Nothing really odd about it…

Unless you happen to read the OTHER side of the sign:

 
Of course the big question is why in the world are they advertising toilet paper anyway? Was this the best deal they could come up with?

Since it’s Mother’s Day I thought I would share some funny mom quotes with you:
Mothers are all slightly insane.
J.D. Salinger
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or [...]

Today we passed this sign while driving through a “less affluent” neighborhood:

 
The shop was proudly showing it now had quiche available to buy. Obviously a few too many people came in asking for the quiche and were probably asking for some “qwish-ay” or “qwitch”…so on their sign it clearly says “Pronouced Keesh”.
Reminds me of the [...]

Last night at a local garden center we happened to notice this lovely statue:

I’ve seen people go with a pig theme on a smaller scale, but never a 5 foot tall exhibitionist warthog. Is there anyone out there who wants to put a warthog in the garden? How about this on your front lawn?
Having one [...]

Sometimes stupidity will drive up right beside you.
Yesterday I was sitting in a parking lot when I noticed this car drive up beside me. The woman sat in her car for awhile and got out. When I glanced over, I noticed something on the steering wheel. See if you can spot it in this picture:

She [...]

A few months ago we ordered a few electronic components from a company called Mouser.com. Since then we’ve been receiving this lovely 2500+ page catalog in the mail.

At first we thought it wasn’t very smart for them to mail us this 5 lb. catalog in the mail each month, especially since we only spent about [...]

So I meant to post this last night so everyone could have a chance to see these hillarious t-shirts & take advantage of their 24 hour only sale…
Oops.
Midnight Madness @ BustedTees All T-Shirts $12

Don’t worry – you still have a few hours left! All of their t-shirts are just $12 until midnight tonight, so it’s [...]

I saw this today and thought it was pretty fitting for Earth Day:
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That’s it for today, we’re going OUTSIDE to enjoy some beautiful weather!

Since Earth Day is coming up, I thought I’d share some Enviromental Stupidity.
We were at the lake the other day when I noticed this tree surrounded by garbage:

Here’s a close-up of the sign:

Do you think someone didn’t see the sign or do you think they purposely left their garbage there because of the sign? I didn’t think this was funny, [...]

I’m sure some of this will gross out some of my readers…but it is just too bizarre not to include on my site.
I thought about posting some of the pictures on here, but then decided against it because

I don’t like copying others’ images without their written approval
My photo editor is being finicky [...]

As if filling up the tank of your car isn’t painful enough with the rising cost of gasoline, most gas stations also engage in the practice of putting huge concrete blocks or posts right where you open your car door at:

These concrete blocks are placed right at door level. You can’t park any farther away [...]

It never ceases to amaze me what people will ask on the various forums I visit. These questions beg for smart ass answers:
Am I pregnant? (and the countless other questions similar to it)
There’s something wrong with the world when instead of seeking medical advice or splurging on a $8 pregnancy test you decide to instead ask [...]

I couldn’t resist…I had to post more stupid book titles.
1. Making the Most of Your Llama
 
Don’t let your llama go to waste – put it to work!
2. The History and Social Influence of the Potato
 
This one looks like a real page-turner!
3. Flattened Fauna: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways
 
Make [...]