Aug
9th

Mantyhose…Because Men NEED Pantyhose

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So I saw this article on CNN and apparently mantyhose are at an all time high in sales.

What the heck are mantyhose? As the name (and the title of my post here) implies - they are pantyhose for men. Take a look at this highly disturbing photo below to see what I mean:

Personally, I find the concept of men wearing pantyhose, well, pretty down right creepy. Unless you’re a cross dresser - if you’re a cross dresser and you get your jollies from wearing them, then by all means I am not one to say you can’t wear pantyhose. Same goes if you’re wearing them for a medical reason, since they can help with swelling & circulation…(and I wouldn’t laugh at you if you were wearing them because your doctor made you…)

But if you’re looking to wear them for “warmth and support” or “added comfort” as CNN implied, are you out of your freaking mind?

As a girl, I’ve unfortunately had to wear my fair share of pantyhose in my lifetime. Let me tell you, pantyhose are not comfortable. They are sticky. They are itchy. They are either “bunchy”…(as in they ride up your butt) or saggy (as in they are collecting around your ankles) and the damn things snag so much that sometimes you can ruin them just trying to put them on, which can sometimes be an Olympic feat all in it’s own just trying to get them on. (Especially if you just got out of the shower for some reason and your legs aren’t 100% dried off)

Tell me guys, what do you think of this mantyhose phenomenon? Are you up for wearing them? Or do you agree with me that they should be left for the cross dressers and those with medical needs? Ladies, do you think wearing pantyhose is comfortable? How would you feel if your man was wearing these? (I think I would die laughing!)

I wonder if this was included in the book 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose?

Jul
22nd

A Sleeping Thief

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Stealing stuff is stupid, but stealing pillows and leaving a trail of it to where you are sleeping on the stolen pillows is really stupid.

Apparently this guy and his friend broke into a department store, loaded up on things like pillows and hammocks, and then decided to just lay down and take a nap when (no surprise!) the police caught them.

You can read the full news story here. Looks pretty comfy, don’t you think?

May
30th

Ski Masks Are So Out of Season…

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These creative crooks made national news for robbing a convenient store and gas station with thongs over their heads.

According to the Denver Post, these thong bandits walked away with some money and cigarettes, all stuffed nicely in the one robber’s pink backpack. (Hey, if you’re wearing a thong over your head while robbing a convenience store, you obviously have no shame in carrying around a hot pink backpack either!)

I guess it’s too hard to find a ski mask this time of year?