When it comes to fine dining, most people like to eat food that they think will not make them sick or is safe. This is probably why most of these never made it to the franchise level. If you’re going to open up your own restaurant, we recommend using a little more sense than these places did.

Here are a few funny restuarant names we found:

Cabbages & Condoms, Thailand
Finally cabbages and condoms together at last!

Tuckahoe Inn, Beesley’s Point, New Jersey
Apparently they didn’t say that one out loud first…

Dirty Dick’s Crab House, Locations in Virginia Beach, North Carolina, and Florida
Do I even need to explain this one?

Of course, it’s not to be outdone by
Crabby Dick’s, Rehoboth Beach, DE

Casa del Canibal, San Blas, Nayarit Mexico
The Canibal logo really boosts our confidence, too.

Hotel Hell & Restaurant, Italty
Hell – a name that has always been a synonym of tradition and quality.

Cross Butts Stable and Restaurant, North Yorkshire, England
According to this review on Trip Advisor, “Cross Butts Stable Restaurant with Courtyard Suites is a sheer delight”

Have you eaten at any of these places? Know of any other weird or funny restaurant names for us to add to our list?

You know what it’s like, you go and start reading blogs, and there’s a zillion flashy things all over the page. These are called Blog Widgets, and if you pick any of the ones off this list below, you are sure to annoy and confuse the hell out of anyone who visits your website.

Dumb Blog Widget #1: Wax On Wax Hoff

Go ahead – try your luck at waxing off chest hair, complete with sound effects and comments. If this doesn’t keep your blog visitors around, what will?

Dumb Blog Widget #2: Shave My Yeti

If waxing isn’t your thing, maybe you could offer to your blog visitors instead a Yeti to shave? Why not?

Dumb Blog Widget #3: Flight of the Hamsters

The instructions were too small for me to read to understand the rules or the point of the game, but it has something to do with launching hamsters into the air and then watching them splat on the ground.

Dumb Blog Widget #4: Happy Sex Hour

This widget allows you to spin the wheel and it chooses a position for you and your partner. I’m guessing if you’re spinning this wheel, you probably don’t even need it.

Dumb Blog Widget#5: MyDogSpace

A MySpace for Dogs!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb Blog Widget#6: Peanut Butter Jelly Time

If your blogging objectives are to annoy visitors to make sure they never return, this dancing banana is for you.

Dumb Blog Widget #7: LeekSpin

Watch a girl singing and spinning a leek around. Over and over again. Forever. I have no idea what she is singing about, so hopefully it is not anything obscene!

So what do you think? Do you like any of these widgets? Which one seems to be the dumbest blog widget to you? Have a favorite weird or unusual blog widget I may have missed? Comments are always welcome

A sign that you are getting to be old is that the Classic rock and Oldies radio stations have started playing songs you remember being new in high school.

Another sign that you are getting older is that you go to see what concert tickets are available in your area and you either don’t recognize who any of the performers are or you think to yourself “Wow! They’re still going at it?”

Here are some of the bands I noticed that I can’t believe are still touring:

Fleetwood Mac: I love Fleetwood Mac! But they’ve been going at it since 1967…more than 40 years now!

Chicago: Another band still in it 40 some years later, though ironically the band doesn’t have any of its original members.

Queensryche: They’ve been together for 27 years, and yet I can only think of a handful of people I know that would know who they are and probably less people than that who would be up for still seeing them live. (Unless maybe younger kids are getting into them now?)

Phish: I saw Phish live about 8 years ago. I don’t know why this one surprised me, but it did. I hadn’t thought about them or seen if they’ve had any new albums or songs since about 2001.

Reel Big Fish: Notably one of the worst bands of the late 90’s that I remember, how the heck are they still on tour and people still showing up to watch them?

The Eagles: They take their song lyrics “You can check out anytime you’d like, but you can never leave!” literally apparently.

The Pretenders: Another band I love, but can’t believe is still putting on shows over 30 years since they first started. Chrissie Hynde just had her 57th birthday last September!

It’s really amazing that these bands are still going at it. Such determination. Such a passion for their music. And if I take Stevie Nicks out to eat, we can save 10% off the bill thanks to the senior citizens discount!

Next time you or someone you know starts complaining about getting old, go grab yourself some concert tickets and remember if Stevie Nicks can still do it, so can you.

It’s a new year, and what better time to decide to go for a new hairstyle? We’ve decided to showcase some of our favorite funny hairstyles of all time.

Statue of Liberty Hair

The Statue of Liberty does not get enough recognition these days. What better way to show your support?

Helicopter Hair

Hairstyles are a great way to show your personality and interests. Aviation lovers, this one is for you!

80′s Rock Mullet

If you’re not concerned about the effects of hairspray on the o-zone layer, you can recreate this classic 80’s metal mullet. (Perfect for the whole family!)

Giganta-Fro

Show off your strength and ability to balance 15 pounds of hair on top of your head with this lovely style. Added bonus: You will not need to buy a hat this winter.

Big Happie Hair

This one I saw on a late night TV commercial. For just $19.95 you too can put a giant lump in the back of your head at bighappiehair.com. (Gotta love the way they spell happy, too!)

Little Black Rain Cloud

Everybody loves Winnie the Pooh, but is this taking it too far? If you have any plans to fool bees into believing you are a little black rain cloud hovering under a honey tree, this hair style is for perfect you!

No Hair? No Worries!

If you were feeling left out because you have no hair, don’t worry! You can change your look simply by getting a head tattoo! Not into tattoos? A Sharpie marker could be all you need. Either way, no one will dare comment on your new hair style, because they will be much too scared you might kick their ass.

What do you think? Which funny hair do you like the best?

Across the world there are lots of sports. Some people might think baseball or football or tennis are weird and unusual sports, but I think the ones I’ve shared below have to probably be some of the weirdest sports that anyone could find a little humor in.

Zorb Ball

According to the official website of the Zorb Ball, “Zorb is the sport of rolling down a hill inside a giant inflatable ball and where New Zealand once again leads the world in stupid things to do while you’re on a vacation.” I didn’t know that New Zealand was the leader in stupid things to do while on vacation, but this weird unusual sport looks like it might be fun.

Unicycle Hockey

Wife Carrying

I couldn’t even believe this was a sport, but sure enough, there is a Wikipedia article about it. This sport involves men running through an obstacle course while carrying the wife as pictured above. The rules are as follows: All Participants Must Have Fun, Wife must weigh at least 49 kg (so it’s a good thing if the wife has a fat belly), 15 second penalty for dropping the wife, wife must wear helmet.  No, this doesn’t sound weird or unusual at all…

The World Pooh Sticks Championship

This weird unusual sport, named Pooh-Sticks from the popular stories Winnie the Pooh involves standing on a bridge, dropping your stick in the water, and racing to see who’s stick goes the fastest to produce a winner. Could be a fun way to spend a lazy afternoon this March… That’s if you can handle all of the excitement.

Shin Kicking

The object of this sport is to kick the other person’s shins until they’re so weak they fall down (or you can throw them down). Their motto: If it ain’t broke, you’re not kicking hard enough. According to the official Shin Kicking website, they’re petitioning to get this one in the Olympics.

Cat Fish Grabbers

According to Catfishgrabbers.com, this sport is the “art of fishing with your hands”. To get started, all you need is a swimsuit and the ability to wrestle in the water trying to get the catfish if possible. Have you hugged a catfish today?

Worm Charming

As the name suggests, worm charming involves trying to coax worms out of the ground. Whoever gets the most worms wins! Clearly this sport is all about strategy.

Tent Pitching

Think you can pitch a tent faster than anybody else? While we can’t seem to find any official sports page or rules or anything of the sorts about this popular sport, it does appear to be real, as you can tell when you watch the video.

Extreme Ironing

Get out your iron and ironing board and try out this extreme sport: players go to an odd location (often dangerous) and iron clothes! As the Wikipedia article states: Extreme ironing is “the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt.” Sounds exhilarating, doesn’t it? I have to wonder though, how do they get electricity on the side of a mountain?

Volcano Boarding

Taste the lava!

Know of any other weird and unusual sports? Have you played (or would you play) any of the strange sports I have listed here? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

Today is my birthday. I’m not one of those people who do or expect a whole lot for my birthday. Memorable birthdays of my past include my cousin blowing out all the candles on my cake at my 6th birthday party and the tears that ensued. I’ve had lots of others, but I don’t really remember them too well. There was probably cake and singing, neither of which were very good.

The last few birthdays have been the best – they involve my kids trying as hard as they can to be good for one whole day. My kids are getting smarter though when I tell them I just wanted him to listen for one whole day. My son asked “Can’t I make you a card instead?”

To celebrate (and because, it is mandatory requirement of all bloggers to write about their birthdays) – I made a couple of “Blogger Birthday Cakes”. I know, I’m pretty wild sometimes. A real party animal. But hey, it’s not like I get older everyday, right? (Well, okay, technically we do…but nevermind that…)

You can make your own bday cakes say whatever you want them to say by going to Redkid.net, Image Chef, or Caption.it. I could probably come up with lots more, but I’d rather waste my time online doing something more exciting.

If you are a bloggerI also found out from this birthday calculator you can get more useless information than you’ve ever wanted about your birthday. Really. I now know that if I lit my age in candles on my cake this year, it could boil 3.09 ounces of water. Olivia Newton John’s Physical was the Top Billboard Hit the year I was born. Truly fascinating stuff.

Anyways, now you know when my birthday is and everything important relevant to my birthday, tell me about yours. Have any ideas for funny things to write on a blogger’s birthday cake?

While researching for our article on funny pick up lines, we also stumbled across quite a few that are just plain corny, cheesy, and horrible. These are pick up lines that will not make anyone laugh, unless you are laughing at the person who made them up. They’re not practical, they’re not cute, they’re just bad.

1. The corniest of them all: Baby, if I was a stalk of corn, you’d make me pop!

2. Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day!

3. Did it hurt? When you fell out of the sky? You must be an angel.

4. You must be a dictionary…you define love at first sight.

5. Do you eat Lucky Charms? You look magically delicious.

6. Baby, I’m like a red hot chili pepper…I’ll spice up your night.

7. Do you want to make millions? We could make millions of babies!

8. Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

9. It is really good stars don’t fall out of the sky every time I think of you. All the stars would be gone.

10. You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.

11. You’re like a bad car accident, I just can’t stop staring at you.

12. You must be a parking ticket, cause you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.

13. Hey, there’s the exit sign, would you like to go out with me?

14. I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most intricate, amazing, and beautiful thing I’ve ever seen until my eyes gazed upon you.

15. Hold your hand out to someone and ask “Could you hold onto this for me?”

16. You must be from the sun, because you just brightened up my day!

17. I just noticed you look like a lot like my next girlfriend.

18. If I were to flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

19. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

20. Where is your castle? But you look like a princess!

21. You might not be the best looking person here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

22. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

23. I think you must be a magnet, because I sure am attracted to you.

24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

25. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

26. If it were a crime to be beautiful, you’d be in jail by now!

27. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

28. I am like a pop tart, cause I’m hot for you.

29. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

30. Are you an M&M? Cause I’d like to have you melt in my mouth.

31. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Were you looking for me?

32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

33. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

34. Did you know I play baseball? I can tell you are a home run.

35. If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Created in your eye, lived on your cheek, and die at your lips.

36. You’re so sweet you make my teeth hurt.

37. You remind me of my mother/sister/grandma/aunt/long lost third cousin once removed who spent three years in prison.

38. You must be good at karate, cause you are kickin’ hot.

39. You’re not an alien are you? Cause you seem out of this world!

40. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I know a thing or two about how to make your bed rock.

41. I wish I could just guzzle you up like a big bowl of gravy.

42. Your eyes are crystal clear blue…like that color in the toilet bowl after it’s been clean.

43. Is there a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants.

44. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. (Austin Powers)

45. I found the broom! Now let me start sweeping you off your feet.

46. I don’t want to sleep with another woman ever again unless I am sleeping with you.

47. Call the doctor, my heart has stopped!

48. Your lips are like a Visa card. Everywhere I want to be.

49. Your legs are the stairway to heaven.

50. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

51. I can’t believe you don’t remember me. I know it was you that I met in my dreams last night.

52.  am feeling a little off today, can you help turn me on?

53. You make me feel like a lamp…you just turned me on.

54. What do you say we go over to myspace, twitter around with our facebooks and then google each other?

Are these bad or what? What are some of the worst pick up lines you’ve ever heard? Share them in the comments section below!

If only getting a date could be this direct!

There are thousands of funny pick up lines. Thousands of them! How do you choose the best ones? We have no idea, but feel free to use any of the ones from this list below.

(Warning & Disclaimer: Use these pick up lines at your own risk. Results may vary and may include physical harm or put your life in jeopardy if used in the wrong place or in the wrong context with the wrong person. Always consult a professional pick up artist before attempting to use pick up lines!)

Our Favorite Funny pick up lines

1. Everyone says I’m a bad kisser. Can you help me figure out what I’m doing wrong?

2. Do you have any tips for getting past fear of rejection?

3. Good news! The test results came back negative!

4. When is the last time you went skinny dipping?

5. Sorry I’m late. (For what?) For our date tonight.

6. Can I protect you from other guys trying to hit on you all night by pretending to be your date?

7. I’m looking for directions, can you help me? I am trying to find out where I can meet you tomorrow afternoon for coffee.

8. Hey, I can’t remember. Do I come here often?

9. Didn’t you and I go to different schools as kids?

10. Didn’t we used to both do two absolutely unrelated opposite activities at one point?

11. Didn’t we used to go to different bars all the time before now?

12. I swear that you are someone I have never met before.

13. I think my phone stopped working. Can I try sending you a text message?

14. You look like a girl who’s probably heard every pick up line ever created…have you heard this one before?

15. What time is it? Okay, I’m going to write this down: {Today’s Date and Time} – met you.

16. I’m not usually this clumsy. I don’t usually fall in love like this.

17. Instead of buying you a drink, would it be okay to cut to the chase and I just give you $5 to never talk to me again?

18. I would buy you a drink, but then I’d be jealous of the glass.

19. I am a Polar Bear. (What?) Yeah, just breaking the ice.

20. Today is the official holiday for “Kiss a Stranger in a Bar” day. Want to celebrate?

21. Were you trying to kiss me? (no) Why not?

22. Do you like pancakes or eggs? I was thinking about what we could have for breakfast tomorrow morning.

23. It’s so nice to see you again for the first time.

24. Can I borrow your shirt?

25. I’m a writer. I’m wondering if you could help me decide whether my next book about love stories will be based on fantasy or non-fiction.

26. Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch. (From the movie Go West)

27. Don’t worry, I’m not going to use any cheesy pick up lines on you. I don’t even want to date you. I like to sleep, and I would never sleep if we dated. I wouldn’t be able to close my eyes to stop looking at you.

28. You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine and spilled it all over my shirt.

29. I’ve waited my whole life to feel this miserable. (What?)  I think I just met my one true love, and you probably won’t ever even talk to me.

30. Do you want to be different from all the other girls I’ve ever talked to before? Great, can you say yes when I ask you to go out with me tomorrow night?

31. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. (From the movie Anchorman)

32. You are everything I never knew I ever wanted. (From the movie Fools Rush In)

33. Want to play a game? You be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf (from the movie Twilight)

34. I don’t want to sleep with another woman for the rest of my life unless I am sleeping with you.

35. People should have to qualify to go out with you. You’re too precious to be on the open market. (Keeping the Faith)

36. If I get drunk, will you take advantage of me?

37. I have really big feet.

38. So, what’s your favorite pick up line?

39. When you meet the man of your dreams, what do you think the first words he says to you might be?

40. Could you kick me right now, as hard as you can, to just get it over with? Cause, see, I really like you, and I might ask you out, and then we might start dating, and then you might hate me someday anyways. So just kick me right now, as hard as you can. And we’ll never speak to each other again and avoid all the heartache. It will be better for both of us, to just get it over with right now.

41. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

42. Hold up an imaginary magnifying glass to the person and start inspecting them. When they ask what the hell you are doing, say “I’m sorry, I just don’t think I’ve ever met anyone like you before.”

43. Start pinching yourself and say, “Wait, why are you still here? I think I’m dreaming.”

44. Hi, I just noticed you were noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

If you think these pick up lines are bad or not funny, you have not seen anything yet! Head over to our post on corny pickup lines for ones that are way, way, way worse than this!

What are some of your best funny pick up lines? Share them in the comments section below!