I was innocently browsing along Amazon.com today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:

1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved

This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…

2. Book #2: How to Read a Book

At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before.

3. Book #3: Fitness By Penis

Fitness by Penis is exactly what it sounds like…Could you imagine buying this one at the book store?

4.  Stupid Book #4: Whiskey & Spirits for Dummies

Because the world does not have enough dumb drunks already…Watch dumb drunk people do dumb things on YouTube.

5. Stupid Book #5: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose

500 Things to do with Pantyhose…Man I thought I had problems finding better things to do with my time…Though I don’t encourage suicide, if I was writing this book “hang yourself” would probably be ideas 2-500.

I stumbled across quite a few more worth sharing, but I think I’ll save those ones for another day…