I was innocently browsing along Amazon.com today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:
1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved
This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…
2. Book #2: How to Read a Book
At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before.
3. Book #3: Fitness By Penis
Fitness by Penis is exactly what it sounds like…Could you imagine buying this one at the book store?
4. Stupid Book #4: Whiskey & Spirits for Dummies
Because the world does not have enough dumb drunks already…Watch dumb drunk people do dumb things on YouTube.
5. Stupid Book #5: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose
500 Things to do with Pantyhose…Man I thought I had problems finding better things to do with my time…Though I don’t encourage suicide, if I was writing this book “hang yourself” would probably be ideas 2-500.
I stumbled across quite a few more worth sharing, but I think I’ll save those ones for another day…



By proofpositivity on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply
Those are funny!
By kermit from minneapolis real estate on Sep 15, 2008 | Reply
Has anyone read the “Fitness” book? Does it work? Not that I need it of course. I have a friend that…
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