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Since it’s Mother’s Day I thought I would share some funny mom quotes with you:

Mothers are all slightly insane.
J.D. Salinger

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
Erma Bombeck

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck

I know how to do anything—I’m a mom.
Roseanne Barr

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She’d get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There’s a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that’s beautiful. It’s a little high. If it were three cents I’d snap it up.
Louie Anderson

Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there!