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Am I lazy blogger? Sometimes, sometimes. Mostly I am just a busy blogger and sometimes a site or two of mine will get neglected for a few days…or weeks unfortunately…

The good thing is, for bloggers who have no time to craft thoughtful and meaningful posts, there is the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. To see how amazing and wonderful it really is, I’ve used it to craft the wonderful post below in less than 2 minutes:

Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really – I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe how heavy that rock really is. I hope you still love me!

I am totally exhausted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, choosing my retirement village, and just generally being of great concern to every man and his dog. My day is a magical flight from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to when I am begging my kids to go to sleep. I am not complaining though. Life is good.

I promise that I will write something that makes sense soon. Well, I’ll try. What do you mean you don’t believe me?