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After writing my recent article for Associated Content on stupid inventions and to celebrate the article making the first page of google, I thought I would find a few more to add to my ever growing collection of stupid inventions for Best of Stupid. So here they are for you:

Stupid Invention#1: To-Do Tattoos

Remember when you used to write things on your hand with a pen? Well now you can write your list and tattoo it anywhere on your body with Fred To-do Tattoos. For $3.50 you can get 12 of these temporary tattoos to impress your friends.

Stupid Invention #2: Purple Moon Shoes

The sheer delight and glee of wearing these giant and clunky moon shoes is evident with this picture. The manufacturer describes these shoes as mini trampolines for your feet to help you experience anti-gravity effects. They’re not just for kids – they can fit up to a size 9 men’s shoe and hold up to 180 pounds. And what a bargain to trip over yourself – the Moon Shoes are only $34.99.

 

Stupid Invention #3: Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

If you don’t want to have a monkey butt, Anti-Monkey Butt Powder might be just what you need. I think it’s just an expensive version of baby powder, but it’s good to know that if you ever worry about developing a monkey butt suddenly there’s a product out there.

That’s all the time I have today, but I’m sure I’ll continue to find some other stupid and funny inventions in my travels that I’ll post again soon.