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Are you worried about pin-heads coming into your house? Want to keep stupid people away?
Maybe this doormat will do the trick:
This one is from Bill O’Reilly, a guy who has a show I watch on Fox News from time to time and usually makes me laugh.
Naturally this made me want to find other funny doormats, so here’s a few more that could really make an impression on someone who comes to your door:
Please Hold…Doormat
If you’re worried your doormat is not ever being used, I’m sure this one will keep people on it. Hope you don’t get too many visitors at once! From Amazon
Doormat With an Identity Crisis
Clearly this is a doormat with an identity crisis. But if you were a doormat, you’d probably have aspirations to be something else too.
I Can See Your Underwear Doormat
This one only works if your guests are wearing skirts I think. Could really make them wonder though! From Amazon.
Instant Manhole Doormat
Wish you could have a manhole on the front porch? Hey, now you can!
From BaronBob.com
What’s the funniest doormat you’ve ever seen? Which of these do you like best? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
Nice mats!!!
Will try to find it here… If its available..
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Great post, thsese are some great doormats. Mine doesn’t say anything, i think its about time to change that, the caller waiting mat is the best.
ROFL, that is great. I never thought of looking for funny door mats before. It sure is a fun way to greet your guests.
I think I would like I that says.. “Salesmen NOT Welcomed!”
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Even though I would not want any of them in front of my door my personal favorite must be the “I Can See Your Underwear Doormat”
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I also love the I can see your underwear doormat.
Cheeky. 
Hi All,
My friend has a door mat that screams
“Argh, get off, get off, GET OOOOOFF!!!”
When ever anyone stands on it.
After two days he threw it away because it was driving him mad.
John
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Yup, I’m definitely with Matt – probably get stolen pretty quick though.
This is funny! “Your knocks will be answered in the order in witch it was received”. Never thought there are funny doormat lines.
I can see your underwear should be sold with that tiny spy camera. People would be amazed how geek you are:]
The Wow! Nice Underwear mat really caught my attention. It is very funny. I really one to have one of that.
I love the manhole cover. My friend has one that says step here if you’re an idiot. Given the current Obama fever, I’m sure we’ll have some of him soon.
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haha i like the nice underwear mat, should be a good market for that !
Ha! The please stay on the mat one had me cracking up.. Seriously, I need that.. Ok, its time to break the piggy bank..
That is kinda nice to have.. a very funny door mat.
Haha I like the identity crisis mat! It reminds of that famous painting “C’est ne pas une pipe” (this is not a pipe) with a picture of a pipe next to it.
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Unique thought love it
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Who could ever have known that a door mat could be so entertaining. I’ll have to find one or two to put out on my stoop. “Welcome to our happy home” is so 60′s.
Cool doormats! Surely a great way to spice up your entrance door. I wonder where to get this stuff.
Chris
Great doormats, there are some funny and clever ones. I especially like the manhole cover one.
Great collection of door mats. Quite a strange post in my opinion but there are some pretty great door mats up there haha.
I like it! heheheh!
Im not your doormat!