Halloween is coming up in a few weeks, so of course that means I couldn’t resist sharing with you some of the worst Halloween costume ideas I’ve come across.
The Plug-In Outlet Halloween Costume:

It’s scary all right…scary that anyone would actually dress up in this! This one is from Things You Never Knew Existed.
Baby Wonder Bread Halloween Costume:

They’ll be wondering all right…wondering what the heck you were thinking forcing your kid into a costume like this one…What kid dreams of being bread for Halloween? You can get it here. Yes, there is one for adults, too!
The Car Freshener:

This one simply just wouldn’t work for a kid…one whiff of that diaper and there’d be no fooling anybody that you’re not a real car freshener. I’m sure you can find some better kids halloween costumes out there somewhere! Also available in an adult costume…from Amazon.
The Lost Dog Costume

Um…Do I really need to go into why this one made it to my list of the 10 worst Halloween costumes? You can see this one here.
Genie in a Lamp

This is one genie I would not want making all my wishes come true! Get it here.
Tinky Winky Adult Teletubbies Costume

While this one would be okay for a kid, there’s something very unsettling about this picture! Something like an Adult Tinky Winky TeleTubbies Costume should probably not exist.
My Peeps

Maybe because I associate Peeps with our Peep torturing Easter rituals…but even so, this still makes it to my list of the 10 worst Halloween costumes. From Amazon.
The Breathalyzer

In my experience, a Breathalyzer at a Halloween party is typically not a good sign…See more here.
The Giant Boob Costume

I could be wrong, but it just seems like something is missing from this Giant Boob Costume.
The Rat Trap

There’s nothing like wearing a Halloween costume that makes people not want to sit next to you.
So that’s it, my list of the 10 Worst Halloween costumes, I’ve also got some bad ideas for anyone interested in couples Halloween Costumes. Actually, they’re not as bad as these, but the Bacon & Eggs one I put over there should really be over here!
What’s the worst Halloween costume you’ve seen? You know I want to hear all about it!




