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It never ceases to amaze me what people will ask on the various forums I visit. These questions beg for smart ass answers:

Am I pregnant? (and the countless other questions similar to it)
There’s something wrong with the world when instead of seeking medical advice or splurging on a $8 pregnancy test you decide to instead ask complete unqualified strangers to guess. We suggest you try pissing on your computer, wait 10 minutes, and see if it turns pink.

How do you get spray paint out of carpet?
Didn’t you think that one through BEFORE you used it inside?

How can I take the “fishy” taste out of seafood?
I highly reccommend Swedish Fish. They don’t taste fishy at all.

Would you drown if you jumped into a big ball pit?
Only if there’s water in it buddy.

Can you pray with your hair wet?
The only time I could think of when praying with wet hair would be questionable would be if you are standing outside in a thunderstorm with a metal rod next to a tree and you want to pray for a sign that God exists.

I’m sure you’ll be seeing more of these from me…have a better smart ass answer than me? Seen a good question you want to share? Share it in the comments below!