Today we passed this sign while driving through a “less affluent” neighborhood:

 
The shop was proudly showing it now had quiche available to buy. Obviously a few too many people came in asking for the quiche and were probably asking for some “qwish-ay” or “qwitch”…so on their sign it clearly says “Pronouced Keesh”.
Reminds me of the [...]

We were out eating the other night and saw this:

 
A sign that says “Please Enter to the Right”on a door pointing to…a brick wall and some windows. Do they want us to climb through the windows? Knock down their wall? Around the corner is a patio enclosed with shrubs…Should we jump over the shrubs and [...]