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	<title>Best of Stupid &#187; stupid criminals</title>
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		<title>A Sleeping Thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href=http://bestofstupid.com/sleeping-thief/><img src=http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sleepingtheif-150x150.jpg class=imgtfe hspace=5 align=left width=100  border=0></a>Stealing stuff is stupid, but stealing pillows and leaving a trail of it to where you are sleeping on the stolen pillows is really stupid. Apparently this guy and his friend broke into a department store, loaded up on things like pillows and hammocks, and then decided to just lay down and take a nap [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stealing stuff is stupid, but stealing pillows and leaving a trail of it to where you are sleeping on the stolen pillows is really stupid.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/phone-004.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-252 aligncenter" title="Sleeping Thief" src="http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sleepingtheif.jpg" alt="" width="399" height="252" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Apparently this guy and his friend broke into a department store, loaded up on things like pillows and hammocks, and then decided to just lay down and take a nap when (no surprise!) the police caught them.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can read the full news story <a rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" href="http://bestofstupid.com/goto/here/251/2">here</a>. Looks pretty comfy, don&#8217;t you think?</p>
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		<title>Ski Masks Are So Out of Season&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 04:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelle</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestofstupid.com/?p=181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href=http://bestofstupid.com/thong-robbers-bandits/><img src=http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/thongbandits-150x150.jpg class=imgtfe hspace=5 align=left width=100  border=0></a>These creative crooks made national news for robbing a convenient store and gas station with thongs over their heads. According to the Denver Post, these thong bandits walked away with some money and cigarettes, all stuffed nicely in the one robber&#8217;s pink backpack. (Hey, if you&#8217;re wearing a thong over your head while robbing a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These creative crooks made national news for robbing a convenient store and gas station with <strong>thongs</strong> over their heads.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/thongbandits.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-182 aligncenter" title="thongbandits" src="http://bestofstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/thongbandits.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>According to the <a rel="nofollow" href="http://bestofstupid.com/goto/Denver_Post/181/2">Denver Post</a>, these thong bandits walked away with some money and cigarettes, all stuffed nicely in the one robber&#8217;s pink backpack. (Hey, if you&#8217;re wearing a thong over your head while robbing a convenience store, you obviously have no shame in carrying around a hot pink backpack either!) </p>
<p>I guess it&#8217;s too hard to find a ski mask this time of year?</p>
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