Today we have two twisted lovers carrots:

This endearing photo is of two organic carrots that have wrapped themselves around each other. Clearly they are deeply in love.

Recommended uses include eating them, decorating the house for Halloween with them (is it a tradition somewhere to decorate for Halloween with carrots? I thought it was pumpkins?) or presenting on a plate as shown to the one you love as a sign of your adoration. Or, naturally, if none of those things appeal to you, you can also use it for your own love spells! Now that’s what you call a multi-purpose carrot!

Want to see more pictures? Click here for eBay! and search for Auction # 260285119680.

Well, naturally, it’s too good to be true. Here’s what you would really get with this stupid ebay auction:

shredded money

Somehow rejected dollar bills shredded to into a million pieces just doesn’t equate to $100 cash to me. It’s not like you can spend it or anything.

What would you do if someone gave this to you as a gift? Would you give it to somebody as a practical joke?

To see this listing for yourself or check out other stupid auctions (there’s an endless supply of them!) Click here for eBay!