I saw this on a high chair while we were out eating the other day:

This warning label must be intended for the kind of parents who

No doubt you’ve bought something and seen directions on it that seem pretty stupid.
We noticed this on our bag of microwaveable popcorn:

Click on the picture to see it up close: Do not use the popcorn button on the microwave.
Does this not defeat the entire purpose of your microwave having a popcorn button? And what will [...]