Halloween is coming up in a few weeks, so of course that means I couldn’t resist sharing with you some of the worst Halloween costume ideas I’ve come across.
The Plug-In Outlet Halloween Costume:
It’s scary all right…scary that anyone would actually dress up in this! This one is from Things You Never Knew Existed.
Baby Wonder Bread Halloween Costume:
They’ll be wondering all right…wondering what the heck you were thinking forcing your kid into a costume like this one…What kid dreams of being bread for Halloween? You can get it here
The Car Freshener:
This one simply just wouldn’t work for a kid…one whiff of that diaper and there’d be no fooling anybody that you’re not a real car freshener. I’m sure you can find some better kids halloween costumes out there somewhere! Also available in an adult costume…from Amazon
The Lost Dog Costume
Um…Do I really need to go into why this one made it to my list of the 10 worst Halloween costumes? You can see this one here
Genie in a Lamp
This is one genie I would not want making all my wishes come true! Get it here
Tinky Winky Adult Teletubbies Costume
While this one would be okay for a kid, there’s something very unsettling about this picture! Something like an Adult Tinky Winky TeleTubbies Costume
My Peeps
Maybe because I associate Peeps with our Peep torturing Easter rituals…but even so, this still makes it to my list of the 10 worst Halloween costumes. From Amazon
The Breathalyzer
In my experience, a Breathalyzer at a Halloween party is typically not a good sign…See more here
The Giant Boob Costume
I could be wrong, but it just seems like something is missing from this Giant Boob Costume
The Rat Trap
There’s nothing like wearing a Halloween costume that makes people not want to sit next to you.
So that’s it, my list of the 10 Worst Halloween costumes, I’ve also got some bad ideas for anyone interested in couples Halloween Costumes. Actually, they’re not as bad as these, but the Bacon & Eggs one I put over there should really be over here!
What’s the worst Halloween costume you’ve seen? You know I want to hear all about it!
By kouji from captivating Capiz on Oct 6, 2008 | Reply
these are hilarious.
the first one’s my favorite. 
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By John from Maryland Real Estate on Oct 7, 2008 | Reply
I have to say that Genie in a Lamp is hilarious, have several friends that would wear that in a heartbeat.
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By A.M. on Oct 7, 2008 | Reply
Nice,
i liked the Genie in a Lamp
By Smalltownsexy on Oct 7, 2008 | Reply
These are just weird. I see why you listed them as the worst. Wonder if I could con my husband into wearing one of those. LOL. Yep that way we could all laugh at him, while he walked around clueless.
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By indocontest on Oct 8, 2008 | Reply
@John: me too. love that Genie in a lamp. lol
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By che of teak furniture on Oct 8, 2008 | Reply
I love the car freshener costume and the genie in the lamp. I’m sure there will be plenty of women who will try and rub it.
By Jeff from Snoqualmie Real Estate on Oct 8, 2008 | Reply
The first one is really funny! I also like the genie in a lamp.
By Ryan on Oct 8, 2008 | Reply
LOL, I could actually see my five year old son wearing the Wonder bread costume, he gets so excited every morning when he sees the Wonder bread truck at the store.
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By Nick from Pavement Trip Claims on Oct 8, 2008 | Reply
I am looking for a decent halloween costume for a party - like the look of the breathalyser costume. There is a really funny one called down for the count which is worth a look at.
By RT Cunningham from coffee and tea on Oct 10, 2008 | Reply
The genie costume is just plain wrong. The rest are stupid, but this one is wrong.
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By Peter from latterkonsulent on Oct 10, 2008 | Reply
hmmm, I looks like some people desperate for ideas. Yet I actually sort of like some of them. It could be very corny and a bit funny to show up at the party in a teletobbies costume
By Matt Savage on Oct 11, 2008 | Reply
The first one, though I’d never where it, is admittedly kind of clever and certainly unique. Also, there’s a bit of sexual innuendo in there too, which is always a great conversation starter at a solid Halloween party.
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By Louis Vuitton bags on Oct 11, 2008 | Reply
You are right on it…these are the worst I have seen. What about Bacon?
By daniel from cosmetic contacts on Oct 12, 2008 | Reply
These are terrible. It really would be a shame to see someone dressed like this at my door.
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By Tim from Homebuilt Wind Power Generators on Oct 12, 2008 | Reply
I’m with RT on the Genie. That is some disturbing costume.
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By Reach from The Best Bank on Oct 16, 2008 | Reply
Actually, I’m less worried by the Genie than I am by the Tellytubby costume. Now that is seriously distrubing. At least he’s left his handbag behind (and yes I do know that one’s name is tinkywinky, I have a child!).
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By Ryan from Dodge Sprinter on Oct 16, 2008 | Reply
Very Funny costumes. The teletubby has to be the worst!
By calling cards on Oct 28, 2008 | Reply
funny,
i liked the Genie in a Lamp