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For your viewing pleasure today, we bring you a stupid invention, just in time for your holiday gatherings:
The Beer Rocket Launcher:
As you can see, this handy dandy invention straps to your back, and just perfectly accommodates this lovely cocktail dress with 6″ high heels. Manufactured by a German company called Rocket Packs they also offer a wide array of other stupid beer inventions. The disappointing part? It is not really a rocket launcher, so no, you cannot fly across the English Channel like Jet Man.
Special thanks to Chris for finding this and sending it to me. He’s got a pretty funny website you should all check out and visit at The Shark Guys.
What do you think? Can you see yourself wearing this?

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That’s cute. Would I wear it, probably not, but you may see it at community events where large groups of people congregate.
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That would be an interesting addition to your wardrobe at a get together. I’m not sure if you would be praised or ridiculed.
Gotta love the crazy drunken Germans
That might be a good halloween costume.
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still, that dress makes for quite an effective marketing image, in my opinion.
cunning. 
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lol, wacky idea, wouldn’t see myself wearing it and it could cause problems when your drunk and think the rocket launcher will save you
And what a surprise that this was made by Germans
I’d definitely wear the rocket launcher: stylish and practical. Not so sure about those heals though.
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I definitely could have used this as part of my Halloween costume hell I could have used the cocktail waitress also.
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I’d rather not wear it myself but it would be great to see someone else wear it!
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Trust the germans to come out with something like this. Would be fun to have at a party.
That’s cute..But I will surely not going to wear that lol!
Wouldn’t that be a rocket (or jet) pack? I thought a rocket launcher was a device that launched exploding projectiles (similar to grenades)
Jason
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I am wondering how fast that thing shoots. Not sure it’s practical. lol
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Did anyone else find it odd that she is holding a mixed drink instead of a beer?
I must say it’s a great idea. I clicked through to the site, and this dispenser is much cooler than some of the others. I mean “backpack dispenser” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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YES. I absolutely would wear one of these! I can think of many perfect opportunities of when I could wear this . . . maybe that is because I am from Germany, and it was created here. Sadly, I have never seen one though. Only down side, is it may not hold enough . . . liquid . . . for a party event.
Interesting contraption. I like the look of the one that they have attached to an inflatable chair on the site.
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That is really a nice costume! I like it.
If it comes with the model I will take one…if not i’ll give it a miss.
Thanks for the Christmas gift Idea. Here in Wisconsin, they would just love it. Well, anything from Germany connected with beer!
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I would buy anything she wanted to sell me- oh and nice beer launcher =)
It does look great as a party gadget!
Very nice information. Thanks for this.
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Tis would make an very nice gag-gift for someone who likes drinking beer or even serving it to others.
Looks like a large beer dispesner or mixed drink one. Reminds me of the old invetion the beer hat.
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That’s pretty cool! I only see two problems keeping the beer cold in that thing (thats if you dont drink it quick enough) and hopefully it doesn’t go flat from filling it up.