The Beer Rocket Launcher

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For your viewing pleasure today, we bring you a stupid invention, just in time for your holiday gatherings:

The Beer Rocket Launcher:

As you can see, this handy dandy invention straps to your back, and just perfectly accommodates this lovely cocktail dress with 6″ high heels. Manufactured by a German company called Rocket Packs they also offer a wide array of other stupid beer inventions. The disappointing part? It is not really a rocket launcher, so no, you cannot fly across the English Channel like Jet Man.

Special thanks to Chris for finding this and sending it to me. He’s got a pretty funny website you should all check out and visit at The Shark Guys.

What do you think? Can you see yourself wearing this?

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27 Comments

  1. Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    That’s cute. Would I wear it, probably not, but you may see it at community events where large groups of people congregate.

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  2. Taylor from Flex Class
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    That would be an interesting addition to your wardrobe at a get together. I’m not sure if you would be praised or ridiculed.

  3. Posted November 20, 2008 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    Gotta love the crazy drunken Germans :)

    That might be a good halloween costume.

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  4. Posted November 21, 2008 at 4:15 am | Permalink

    still, that dress makes for quite an effective marketing image, in my opinion. :) cunning. :)
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  5. Posted November 21, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    lol, wacky idea, wouldn’t see myself wearing it and it could cause problems when your drunk and think the rocket launcher will save you :P And what a surprise that this was made by Germans :P

  6. Posted November 21, 2008 at 6:30 am | Permalink

    I’d definitely wear the rocket launcher: stylish and practical. Not so sure about those heals though.

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  7. Posted November 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    I definitely could have used this as part of my Halloween costume hell I could have used the cocktail waitress also.

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  8. Scrooby from Video Game Reviews
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 4:22 am | Permalink

    I’d rather not wear it myself but it would be great to see someone else wear it!

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  9. Posted November 24, 2008 at 4:52 am | Permalink

    Trust the germans to come out with something like this. Would be fun to have at a party.

  10. Posted November 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    That’s cute..But I will surely not going to wear that lol!

  11. Jason from Listen To Me Bitch
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 2:14 am | Permalink

    Wouldn’t that be a rocket (or jet) pack? I thought a rocket launcher was a device that launched exploding projectiles (similar to grenades)

    Jason

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  12. Posted November 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    I am wondering how fast that thing shoots. Not sure it’s practical. lol

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  13. Posted November 25, 2008 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    Did anyone else find it odd that she is holding a mixed drink instead of a beer?

  14. Posted November 26, 2008 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    I must say it’s a great idea. I clicked through to the site, and this dispenser is much cooler than some of the others. I mean “backpack dispenser” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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  15. Posted November 27, 2008 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    YES. I absolutely would wear one of these! I can think of many perfect opportunities of when I could wear this . . . maybe that is because I am from Germany, and it was created here. Sadly, I have never seen one though. Only down side, is it may not hold enough . . . liquid . . . for a party event.

  16. Paul from Green Home
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    Interesting contraption. I like the look of the one that they have attached to an inflatable chair on the site.

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  17. Jury from Garden decor
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    That is really a nice costume! I like it.

  18. Posted December 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    If it comes with the model I will take one…if not i’ll give it a miss. :)

  19. Posted December 13, 2008 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    Thanks for the Christmas gift Idea. Here in Wisconsin, they would just love it. Well, anything from Germany connected with beer!

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  20. Posted February 17, 2009 at 11:19 pm | Permalink

    I would buy anything she wanted to sell me- oh and nice beer launcher =)

  21. Samantha from gadgets
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    It does look great as a party gadget! :D

  22. Posted March 11, 2009 at 3:30 am | Permalink

    Very nice information. Thanks for this.

  23. Posted April 8, 2009 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later ..

  24. Posted April 8, 2009 at 8:06 am | Permalink

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  25. anna from HPlus Size Costumes
    Posted May 6, 2009 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    Tis would make an very nice gag-gift for someone who likes drinking beer or even serving it to others.

  26. Posted May 27, 2009 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    Looks like a large beer dispesner or mixed drink one. Reminds me of the old invetion the beer hat.

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  27. Anthony from Power Hour
    Posted June 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    That’s pretty cool! I only see two problems keeping the beer cold in that thing (thats if you dont drink it quick enough) and hopefully it doesn’t go flat from filling it up.

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