For your viewing pleasure today, we bring you a stupid invention, just in time for your holiday gatherings:
The Beer Rocket Launcher:
As you can see, this handy dandy invention straps to your back, and just perfectly accommodates this lovely cocktail dress with 6″ high heels. Manufactured by a German company called Rocket Packs they also offer a wide array of other stupid beer inventions. The disappointing part? It is not really a rocket launcher, so no, you cannot fly across the English Channel like Jet Man.
Special thanks to Chris for finding this and sending it to me. He’s got a pretty funny website you should all check out and visit at The Shark Guys.
What do you think? Can you see yourself wearing this?




By Mike from household gadgets on Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
That’s cute. Would I wear it, probably not, but you may see it at community events where large groups of people congregate.
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By Taylor from Flex Class on Nov 20, 2008 | Reply
That would be an interesting addition to your wardrobe at a get together. I’m not sure if you would be praised or ridiculed.
By Driveway Sealing on Nov 20, 2008 | Reply
Gotta love the crazy drunken Germans
That might be a good halloween costume.
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By kouji from christmas haiku poetry on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
still, that dress makes for quite an effective marketing image, in my opinion.
cunning. 
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By Dan from Caribbean Holidays on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
lol, wacky idea, wouldn’t see myself wearing it and it could cause problems when your drunk and think the rocket launcher will save you
And what a surprise that this was made by Germans 
By Hardy on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
I’d definitely wear the rocket launcher: stylish and practical. Not so sure about those heals though.
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By John from Maryland Real Estate on Nov 22, 2008 | Reply
I definitely could have used this as part of my Halloween costume hell I could have used the cocktail waitress also.
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By Scrooby from Video Game Reviews on Nov 23, 2008 | Reply
I’d rather not wear it myself but it would be great to see someone else wear it!
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By Kahthan from Low calorie alcoholic drinks on Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
Trust the germans to come out with something like this. Would be fun to have at a party.
By Jeff from Garden Decor Items on Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
That’s cute..But I will surely not going to wear that lol!
By Jason from Listen To Me Bitch on Nov 25, 2008 | Reply
Wouldn’t that be a rocket (or jet) pack? I thought a rocket launcher was a device that launched exploding projectiles (similar to grenades)
Jason
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By daniel from build a rock climbing wall on Nov 25, 2008 | Reply
I am wondering how fast that thing shoots. Not sure it’s practical. lol
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By David from Allen Texas Real Estate on Nov 25, 2008 | Reply
Did anyone else find it odd that she is holding a mixed drink instead of a beer?
By aaron from best outdoor hdtv antenna on Nov 26, 2008 | Reply
I must say it’s a great idea. I clicked through to the site, and this dispenser is much cooler than some of the others. I mean “backpack dispenser” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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By Sweyn from Gizmondo Spiele Kaufen on Nov 27, 2008 | Reply
YES. I absolutely would wear one of these! I can think of many perfect opportunities of when I could wear this . . . maybe that is because I am from Germany, and it was created here. Sadly, I have never seen one though. Only down side, is it may not hold enough . . . liquid . . . for a party event.
By Paul from Green Home on Nov 30, 2008 | Reply
Interesting contraption. I like the look of the one that they have attached to an inflatable chair on the site.
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By Jury from Garden decor on Dec 1, 2008 | Reply
That is really a nice costume! I like it.
By Nick from no win no fee claims on Dec 2, 2008 | Reply
If it comes with the model I will take one…if not i’ll give it a miss.
By Courteous Navigator on Dec 13, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the Christmas gift Idea. Here in Wisconsin, they would just love it. Well, anything from Germany connected with beer!
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