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This column is almost too easy to write. Here’s what we’ve found on ebay this week:

The Nana Banana Octupus:

Cute, isn’t it? Supposedly this has something to do with a woman stalking Conan O’Brien. But even still, it’s a banana peel that someone glued googly eyes to. And banana peels rot. It has not been preserved or laquered over. So you’re going to get a rotten banana peel…with googly eyes glued to it. Nice. I wish I had one.

 
Here we have a magic leaky gas can:

The seller is claiming that it “Never runs out of gas!” chalking it up to the reputable science of “Magic, Magic, Magic I tell you!” We have to give this seller some credit though, at least he’s giving you something – even if it’s not what he claims it to be…

These two really take the cake: Blatant Begging

These sellers are selling…absolutely nothing. No, the cat is not for sale. It was posted by a woman who wants $100,000. She just likes her cat. The guy next to the cat is not for sale either. He wants $250,000. The poor guy is driving a ‘92 Ford Festiva. It’s stuff like this that gives you a whole new respect for rotten banana peels and magic leaky gas cans.

And of course you can always see more at ebay for yourself. Click here for eBay!