Here’s my weekly dose of stupid things for sale on eBay for you:

Hey Look! It’s a Brown Paper Bag!

This empty brown paper bag was found next to a park bench and a tree. Why do you need it? According to the seller: “You know, we may not have paper bags in the near future and this could really be worth a small fortune to a collector. You could start a museum with this brown paper bag right there in your home. Frame it! Preserve it. When people stop by, you can brag “HEY LOOK!” I WON THIS BROWN PAPER BAG!”

I don’t foresee brown paper bags becoming obsolete anytime soon, nor do I think taking the family to the a brown paper bag museum sounds like an exciting memorable moment in life. You never know though…it’s current bid is at $5.50 at the time of this posting.

Next, The One and Only Pissed River Rock

You don’t want to mess with this rock. See the scowl on his face? He needs a home that has happy rocks to live in. I don’t think he really looks that mad though. He looks more frustrated or sad than angry. His current bid is 99 cents if you want to volunteer to help this angry/sad/dejected rocks feel better.

Always some pretty creative stupid stuff you can find on eBay. Want to learn more about these bids or see what other fun stuff you can find on your own? Click here for eBay!