Useless Birthday Trivia and Birthday Cakes for Bloggers

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Today is my birthday. I’m not one of those people who do or expect a whole lot for my birthday. Memorable birthdays of my past include my cousin blowing out all the candles on my cake at my 6th birthday party and the tears that ensued and another that was spent freezing outside while playing a French horn. I’ve had lots of others, but I don’t really remember them too well. There was probably cake and singing.

The last few birthdays have been the best - they involve my kids trying as hard as they can to be good for one whole day. My 5 year old is getting smarter though when I told him I just wanted him to listen for one whole day. He asked “Can’t I make you a card instead?”

To celebrate I made a couple of “Blogger Birthday Cakes”. I know, I’m pretty wild sometimes. A real party animal. But hey, it’s not like I get older everyday, right? (Well, okay, technically we do…but nevermind that…)

You can make your own bday cakes say whatever you want them to say by going to Redkid.net, Image Chef, or Caption.it. I could probably come up with lots more, but I don’t have all day and night to waste online :)

I also found out from this birthday calculator you can get more useless information than you’ve ever wanted about your birthday. Really. I now know that if I lit my age in candles on my cake this year, it could boil 3.09 ounces of water. Olivia Newton John’s Physical was the Top Billboard Hit the year I was born. Truly fascinating stuff.

Anyways, now you know when my birthday is and everything important relevant to my birthday, tell me about yours. Have any ideas for funny things to write on a birthday cake?

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30 Comments

  1. Posted December 5, 2008 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    Happy birthday! This year (mine was Nov 29) I wanted to not take the dogs out (at all), and not make my own breakfast. It was great!

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  2. Posted December 5, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Today is MY birthday too! Happy Birthday. Well that would have been yesterday the 4th. Went gambling at the casino, and ate at TGIF. Yum.

  3. Posted December 6, 2008 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    makes me wonder what a scraper site cake might look like. :) or maybe a spam cake? :)
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  4. jim from gucci wallet
    Posted December 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    Ha! The HTML cake is awesome.

  5. Posted December 7, 2008 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    No!! Not a spam cake! probably not family safe :)
    I like the first one tho… doubt I will ever see it in real life.

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  6. Joe from Slow Computer
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 5:53 am | Permalink

    That put a smile on my face. I really like the one that says: This cake conforms to Google Webmaster Standards.
    Classic

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  7. Posted December 8, 2008 at 9:00 am | Permalink

    Happy birthday
    I have only just discovered this site and have thoroughly enjoyed having a read. Google should rank you highly for that cake :-)
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  8. Posted December 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    Wow! that cake is really awesome… By the way happy birthday! I did enjoy reading your blog.

  9. Posted December 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    I hope you had a most wonderful birthday, Im a little worried that I enjoyed the first html cake.

    Have a cup of coffee on me :-)
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  10. Posted December 9, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for the cool pics! These are so funny!

  11. Posted December 10, 2008 at 10:37 am | Permalink

    That is really awesome cake! thank you for providing the pic.

  12. Jeff from Real Estate Blog
    Posted December 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    I really like the picture. so cute. Thanks so much…

  13. Jason from Listen To Me Bitch
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Chelle-

    Happy birthday! I laughed out loud at the google standards cake. Also, similarly to your son I used to offer to buy my mom something instead of cleaning my room back in the day.

    Jason

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  14. Posted December 19, 2008 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    That put a smile on my face. I really like the one that says: This cake conforms to Google Webmaster Standards.

  15. Posted December 22, 2008 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Great cakes - making me feel hungry. Hope you had a good birthday.

  16. Marcin from Tech Gadgets
    Posted December 25, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    The first one is the best. But it should have some more “code” on it.

  17. Posted December 30, 2008 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    “Blogger Birthday Cakes” - Funny pictures. I loved the first one. great gift for a dedicated bloggers.

  18. Posted January 20, 2009 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    You have to love it when you kids get too smart even for you. When your son asked if he could just make a card instead of listening for the day you know your in trouble now.

    Great cakes i am sure they would bring a smile to any bloggers birthday.

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  19. Posted January 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    Scraper cake probably looks a lot like slop.

  20. Posted February 13, 2009 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday. Well that would have been yesterday the 4th. Went gambling at the casino, and ate at TGIF. Yumi.cake.thanks for share with us

  21. carl from Bad credit loans
    Posted February 28, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    Thanks i am actualy going to make one for a friend. he is programer and you gave me great idea for cake for him.

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  22. master from Herbal Vaporizers
    Posted March 2, 2009 at 1:08 am | Permalink

    That’s funny! I hope my cake would also conforms to Google Standards! :P

  23. Posted March 8, 2009 at 3:28 am | Permalink

    I really liked your blog!

  24. Posted March 29, 2009 at 7:35 am | Permalink

    thanks !! very helpful post!

  25. ronscorp79 from doggie dog
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    thx for share…good article :)
    best regard from indonesia

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  26. Posted April 14, 2009 at 4:36 am | Permalink

    wishing you a late happy birthday! Those are brilliant cakes for webmasters.

  27. Posted April 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha nice

  28. Posted May 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    I had the one cake made for person in are office. Some people loved it and some did not understand what it means. I guess it shows who knows htl code.

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  29. Posted June 3, 2009 at 2:51 am | Permalink

    me to, someone had a cake decorator make a c++ cake for one of my friends who is a software dev, and the code she put on it was wrong…

  30. Posted June 5, 2009 at 5:11 am | Permalink

    I saw a good php cake for our lead web developer the other day. A series of IF statements which emphasised his age (making out he was very old (40) as the joke).

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